
they/he
fwb (foes with benefits)
bonus klavier pov:
professor layton beam GO !
+ a gif of them talking !!! the gif messes up a bit but idk how to fix it and stuff so. bleh
The problem with shipping a niche ship: you read all the fanfiction in one afternoon and if you want some more you have to write it yourself.
The problem with shipping a popular ship: 16,835 results on AO3. You start playing with tags and sorting through it, full of determination, confident that with so many fanfics you’re bound to find something you’ll like. Two hours, 30 instances of awful writing, 8 squick-outs,13 wtf AUs and 157 just plain uninteresting later you have to rush back to the canon to even remember why you liked the ship in the first place.
the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution
not to mention those little gay bitches !!!
SHE’S OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE (& YOU’LL NEVER PLEASE HER)